What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Womens basketball

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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