roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

CFL

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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