What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

My cat just died.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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