- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A sober Amy Winehouse

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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