do you have a wife?

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What would u like to drink?

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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