- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

a seal walks into a club.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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