What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Small Penis.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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