Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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your mom is so fat.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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I read the terms of service.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Anti Joke

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