What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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