- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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