Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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