- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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