Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Im gay What about you

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Knock, Knock Who's There

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Joke

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Latvia isn't a joke

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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