- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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