Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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You know whats funny Aids

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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