Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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