How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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