Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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