- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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