- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What is life? Paul.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What's an Anti Joke?

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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