- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why can't jokes spit?

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Justin beiber..

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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