Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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A black man has a job.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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give me a thumbs up

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Bitch

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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