Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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The WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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F? No k

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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