- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Faithful men.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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