- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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