- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

You having friends.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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