How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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hard cheese

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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