- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What the hell are you doing?

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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