- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

womens rights.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

what tall and looks like a jew?

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