what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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