- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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