- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Stephen Hawking

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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