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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

8--------------------- penis

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

live or die you decide to late time to die

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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