- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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