Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Ken wins!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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