- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mom is so fat.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Penis.

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