what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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