have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

I will create more jobs for americans

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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