- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

mark is religion

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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