- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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