- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Alchohol.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Justin Bieber.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

where's mom I killed her

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