- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

knock knock There's no door

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

guess what what that wasnt it

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Where's my tractor?

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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