Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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