Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Adam Chebali has no life

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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