Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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