You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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