Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

so the weather's nice...

heat!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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