- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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