Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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I will create more jobs for americans

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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