how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Heskey time.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Penis chickens

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Amazing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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