Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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8--------------------- penis

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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