What do you call white trash Garbage

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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