- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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