Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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