What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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A bar walks into a man

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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