oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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