- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

[Set up] [No punch line]

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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