- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Roses are flowers.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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