whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

can you pass the soap?

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

. . I am a whale

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Anti Joke

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