I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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politically correct!

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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