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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

I am very humble.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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