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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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