A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

what goes boo a sock

Weed.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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