- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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