Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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