- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

mikey is cute

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Sex vagina. lol.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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