A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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