- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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