- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What? Huh?

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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