What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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I am a women

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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