- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Shea's sty....

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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