- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

justin littleton being sucessful

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

404 Error: Joke not found

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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