- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Barack Obama

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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