- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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