- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why did the man die? he had cancer

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