- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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